AbrAxas is the true life documentary of how Jesse “The Body” Ventura came to earth. You see, before he was a wrestler or a governor he was an alien, an intergalactic cop alien to be exact, a 10,000 year old intergalactic cop alien to be precise. Mr. The Body was sent on a mission by his superiors to catch a rebel 10,000 year old intergalactic cop alien who was seeking to impregnate a fertile member of the human race so as to create the “Comater” and get the anti-life equation. When first you learn that Secundus (the rebel) needs to impregnate a birthing member of our race you think, can they really show this old guy raping a teenager in a movie that seems to be marketed toward the teen preteen crowd, well he only kind of does, he puts his hand on her tummy and then 5 minutes later she has a baby while still fully clothed. Jesse Ventura gives perhaps the driest performance of his career in what can only be considered the Grand Poobah of Intergalactic Cop movies.
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